Honestly, it does not even remotely resemble one...

Apparently, it seems that all it needs is for an object to have some chinese words scrawled over it and it can be passed off as a 'chinese sword' or something along those lines.
Ok, that was a little mean, but it does not change the fact that this USB drive does not bear the slightest resemblence to an actual chinese sword, no matter how you look at it.

But at least it's not a total loss: you still get 2GB of storage in that 'sword' (up to a maximum of 8GB), but it's probably not the kind of thing worth shelling out US$22.00 for unless you simply love collecting unusual items.
*all images are courtesy of Brando