Back in the day, Red Sonja was a nice little movie, even though it felt more like Conan 3 than Red Sonja. How can it not, when it had an iconic actor like Arnie playing pretty much the same character? Kind of like Kevin Sorbo in that movie Kull the Conquerer (aka Hercules for the big screen).

Anyway, here's Rose McGowan in the upcoming version of Red Sonja. And no, I still don't think she's all that hot. Home-wrecker... bah!

Now making another Robocop movie might just be the worst idea in the world, as Robocop 1 is pretty much already a perfect movie, even with the cheesy stop-motion animation. Director Paul Verhoeven is a film genius, and nobody else is twisted enough to conceptualise a cyborg cop that's "a modern urban Jesus" (you gotta listen to the director's commentary!). But now Hollywood has found the man for the job.

JoBlo.com has just put up a couple of teaser posters from the upcoming action "based on a videogame but hopefully won't suck like Resident Evil 3" movie Max Payne, starring Mark Wahlberg. One of them looks kinda cool, but the other one looks exactly like the videogame and thus downright awesome. Click below to see the other poster and read about my "muffin top' love handles. Yeah, because you know you really want to read about my flab.